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"Liverpool put Guardiola at top of wish-list for new manager"
In other news, I have put a Bugatti Veyron at the top of my wish-list for a new car
Story:
Liverpool’s Guardiola Wish!
Rating:
5
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BREAKING NEWS: Alex McLeish is "considering his future" after failing his mission to relegate every Midlands football club within 5 years.
Story:
McLeish Axed to Villa ...
Rating:
5
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The Aston Villa board are refusing to confirm Alex McLeish's dismissal until he has cleared his desk, this will take some time because off all the draws.
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McLeish Axed to Villa ...
Rating:
5
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My wife has left me because of my obsession with Baldrick from Blackadder.
Not to worry I have a cunning plan to get her back.
Story:
The Comedy Rail with ...
Rating:
4
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Ten games ago Blackburn looked safe and Wigan looked relegated.
Now with one game left it goes to show you shouldn't count your chickens before they've hatched.
Story:
Another One Bites the ...
Rating:
4
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The Steward who handled the Blackburn Chicken was given specific instructions by Yakubu to leave it in the his locker for him and Al Habsi to consume later.
Story:
Another One Bites the ...
Rating:
1
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I've just read that Iceland has come out of recession.
Looks like those adverts with Jason Donovan did the trick.
Story:
Druggy Donovan!
Rating:
3
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The chief executive of the FA has just spoken to Roy Hodgson to tell him "Don't forget that we've not got Wayne for the first two matches." Top which Hodgson replied "Don't bother me with a weather forecast now you pwick."
Story:
Roy For England!
Rating:
9
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A few years ago Jason Donovan used to be a filthy drug-addict, not caring about anything other than where he would get his next hit. Nowadays he stars in the Christmas adverts for iceland.
I find it really upsetting to watch his career going downhill so fast.
Story:
Druggy Donovan!
Rating:
5
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born_to_hickey
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Warning to all men: women are using date rape drugs called blowjobs to lure men into scams called relationships.
Story:
The Dutch Drug Bust!
Rating:
6
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I had to take a drugs test the other day and it came back negative.
Which means my dealer's got some explaining to do.
Story:
The Dutch Drug Bust!
Rating:
7
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Alex Reid is in Katie Price's bad books.
He's done nothing wrong, she's just written two more autobiographies.
Story:
Reid’s MP Ambitions!
Rating:
6
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I was watching a video of animal testing the other day.
It was sick: animals that can't even think or communicate having blood samples taken and tested.
That's the last time I watch the Jeremy Kyle show where they find out who's the father.
Story:
The Human Guinea Pig!
Rating:
7
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Sky Sports: Rooney's Father and Uncle arrested over suspicious betting activity.
I Knew Wayne had an incestuous look about him.
Story:
Rooney Senior off the ...
Rating:
2
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bananoramalord
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So Wayne Rooney's dad was arrested after a betting scam on a Motherwell game.
Police apparently became suspicious after hearing somebody had shown an interest in Scottish football.
Story:
Rooney Senior off the ...
Rating:
4
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